Add kale to a bowl with the avocado and massage the avocado into the kale until the avocado is evenly distributed and the kale softens. Your hands will get messy, that's ok!
Add hemp seeds, dates and carrots (if you want some extra crunch).
Mix together lemon juice, acv and honey and drizzle over the salad. Mix it up again so it's evenly distributed (you can use your hands again, I do).